All my friends are dead - Mug

Spend enough time with Seneca, Hume and Nietzsche and your closest intellectual companions have all been dead for at least a century. It is a real social problem. Fired onto glossy ceramic, so it greets you before the caffeine does.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe: Glossy ceramic that survives real kitchens, not just photo shoots.
• Funnier the more you read: A joke that lands harder the deeper your reading list goes.

Excellent company. Terrible availability.