Anonymous Santa - Existence is Pain - Mug

One night, every chimney on earth, and no union representation whatsoever. It would be surprising if he had reached any other conclusion by now. Fired onto glossy ceramic, so it greets you before the caffeine does.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Bleakly brilliant gift: The exact tonal collision that makes an office party worth attending.

Ho ho ho. Existence remains pain. Sits on the desk as a small daily reminder of what you think. Order it before December and look like you understand them.