Aristotle and Plato with Basketballs - Mug

Two thousand years of metaphysical rivalry, reduced to a pickup game. Plato points up, Aristotle points down, and somebody still has to call the foul. Wrapped around a glossy mug for the eleven minutes a day you are honest.

• Print that stays put: The design will not fade out after a fortnight of washing up.
• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Two jokes at once: Reads as sport from across the room and as philosophy up close.

The forms are undefeated, but Aristotle has the better jump shot.