Don't Kiss Me I'm A Misanthrope - Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Cioran - Mug

Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and Cioran walked separate paths to the same conclusion about other people. Consider this a formal notice. It lives on a ceramic mug, which means it gets read every single morning.

• Works at the desk: Wide handle, stable base — no wobble across a cluttered reading table.
• The pessimist trinity: Three of the gloomiest minds in the canon, assembled in agreement for once.

Keep your distance. They all recommended it. Best used for the first coffee, before anyone has said anything to you. Add it to the cart before the kettle boils.