Existential Crisis Club - Lifetime Member - Mug

Membership is automatic, dues are paid in sleepless nights, and there is no resignation procedure. You were enrolled the first time you asked why.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe: Glossy ceramic that survives real kitchens, not just photo shoots.
• Instant recognition: The people who get it will find you, which is either the point or the problem.

Wear the card. The meetings are constant and held entirely in your head. Fill it and reconsider everything.