Hedonistic Climate Nihilist - Mug

You have read the projections, you have understood the timeline, and you are still going to have a nice evening. It is a coherent position, if a bleak one. Wrapped around a glossy mug for the eleven minutes a day you are honest.

• Print that stays put: The design will not fade out after a fortnight of washing up.
• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Very dark, very current: The most honest description of how a lot of people actually feel.

The forecast is dreadful. The cocktail is excellent.