Hello my name is shareholder value - Mug

Styled as a name badge, worn by the abstraction that makes every real decision in the building while nobody admits it is in the room. Wrapped around a glossy mug for the eleven minutes a day you are honest.

• Print that stays put: The design will not fade out after a fortnight of washing up.
• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Perfect office satire: Name-badge format makes it genuinely wearable to the meeting it mocks.

Introduce yourself honestly for once. Claim one and drink to better questions.