I did my own research - Mug

Six words that have done extraordinary damage to public reasoning. Worn here with the irony dial turned all the way up.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe: Glossy ceramic that survives real kitchens, not just photo shoots.
• Deliberately ambiguous: Works as a sincere epistemology flex or as pure mockery, depending on the room.

Research is a method, not a personality. Sits on the desk as a small daily reminder of what you think. Fill it and reconsider everything.