Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Mug

Last Christmas I gave you Descartes, and the very next day you doubted its existence. This year, something a little less epistemically fragile.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe: Glossy ceramic that survives real kitchens, not just photo shoots.
• Guaranteed earworm gift: Nobody reads this silently, and nobody forgives you for it either.

Cogito, ergo I am regifting. Sits on the desk as a small daily reminder of what you think. Buy it now and stop scrolling for gift ideas.