Life is meaningless - Ugly Xmas Sweater - Mug

Snowflakes, borders, geometric reindeer, and the cheerful announcement that none of it signifies anything at all.

• Works at the desk: Wide handle, stable base — no wobble across a cluttered reading table.
• Print that stays put: The design will not fade out after a fortnight of washing up.
• The anti-cheer gift: For the person who finds forced festivity harder than the cold.

Nothing matters. The sweater is still magnificent. Best used for the first coffee, before anyone has said anything to you. Wrap it. They will get the joke before the paper is off.