Marx: I’m dreaming of a red Christmas - Mug

Bing Crosby dreamed of a white Christmas. This one is dreaming considerably redder, and about the ownership of the sleigh factory. Fired onto glossy ceramic, so it greets you before the caffeine does.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Sings itself at the table: Somebody will start humming it and then hear what they are singing.

May your days be merry and collectively owned. Sits on the desk as a small daily reminder of what you think. Wrap it. They will get the joke before the paper is off.