OK DOOMER - Mug

One letter away from the original, aimed at whoever keeps bringing up collapse at parties. They are usually right, which is precisely the problem.

• Two sizes: Choose 325 ml (11 oz) for a normal morning or 445 ml (15 oz) for a hard one.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe: Glossy ceramic that survives real kitchens, not just photo shoots.
• Two-word efficiency: Says everything with the smallest possible amount of typography.

Sure. It is still all happening. Sits on the desk as a small daily reminder of what you think. Fill it and reconsider everything.