ROMO: Relief of missing out - Mug

FOMO gets all the attention. Nobody has properly documented the profound physical relief of learning that the thing has been called off. It lives on a ceramic mug, which means it gets read every single morning.

• Works at the desk: Wide handle, stable base — no wobble across a cluttered reading table.
• Names a real feeling: Gives a word to something everybody has felt and nobody has labelled.

They went out. You are delighted about it. Best used for the first coffee, before anyone has said anything to you. Add it to the cart before the kettle boils.